Fabulous Fucking Fridays #1

Highlights from the week, enjoy! YumYum!

What a patient said to my co-worker: “You have saggy titties that look like shriveled up old lemons hanging from a tree.”

Pt’s son: “She got diarrhea from eating a pound of raw bacon.”

“…then I walked into the room and the patient’s spouse was having sex with her as the baby’s head was crowning! Needless to say, he missed the birth of his child.”

Truly Fucking Fabulous!

 

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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Bronan the Barbarian!
    Dec 16, 2011 @ 10:45:52

    What the fuck? Who can choke down an entire pound of raw bacon? No wonder this individual is stuck in the hospital shitting his/her ass.

    Reply

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