Twelve Days of Fabulous. #10: Smelly Hugs

Some people like to hug more than others. Usually it’s the stinky, yucky, icky patients that love to hug it out.

Hold your breath. Plaster a smile on your face. And give it all you got.

Because let’s be honest, hugs are great, even stinky ones.

 

Now go bathe in hand sanitizer and  wash out that little bit of bile from the back of your mouth.

 

Fucking Fabulous.

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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Amelia
    Dec 06, 2011 @ 11:43:48

    I had one of those old patients that smell of a mix of urine and stale furniture hug and kiss me last week. It was awesome 🙂

    Reply

    • fabulousrn
      Dec 07, 2011 @ 10:28:41

      Oh man the stale furniture is terrible! Mix that with nasty ass perfume and its like Napalm! Ugh the kisses…ahhh man, so disgusting! (P.S. You shouldn’t talk about your boyfriend like that 😉

      Reply

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