Twelve Days of Fabulous. #7: Crazy Bitches

The six steps to having a crazy patient.

Step 1: Realization Shit, this bitch is crazy!

Step 2: Endurance I can handle this crazy wench!

Step 3: Surrender I’ve had enough of this crazy psycho hose beast!

Step 4: Guilt Well, we’re all crazy whores sometimes.

Step 5: Confirmation Co-worker, “You’re patient in 502B is a crazy cunt face.”

Step 6: Delight “Yes, I know, huh??!!!!!?”

When your co-worked confirms that your crazy patient really is crazy its just so fucking fabulous.

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7 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Nurse Lyssie
    Dec 09, 2011 @ 08:47:27

    Dont know if you work on psych but I thought you might appreciate this magnet either way. Definitely have this hanging on my frige.
    http://www.cafepress.com/+rectangle_magnet,195397076

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  2. lexiconlover
    Dec 09, 2011 @ 11:48:35

    it gets even better when you work on an inpatient unit and the patient is “crazy” LMAO
    -the ones that hold the keys always have more issues than the locked behind the double plexi-doors, they can just present better on a mental status exam ;–)

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  3. bayoucreole
    Dec 12, 2011 @ 05:02:16

    Thanks for the follow! And you’re right…we ARE a lil coo-coo in the cocoa puffs! I love your blog!

    Reply

  4. Bronan the Barbarian!
    Dec 16, 2011 @ 10:25:09

    Cracking the fuck up at your Photoshop work. Awesome!

    Reply

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