Twelve Days of Fabulous. #3: Patients say the darndest things.

“Cunt.”

“Are you the Prime minister of Korea?”

“I can only sleep in my bed with my six cats.”

“That doctor has a saggy ass.”

“Oh, by the way, I haven’t pooped in 17 days.”

“Why, you’re an ancient! I mean Asian.”

Fucking Fabulous!!

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