Vaginas

Vaginas are disgusting. Especially when they belong to a sick woman.

Dark. Wet, Creamy. Moist. In close proximity with the stink eye. Crotches are just perfect playgrounds for stink spores and germies. I absolutely hate hand-on-hand combat when cathing a woman. I always hope for a hole-in-one!

Enjoy some fabulous holes below!

Wet Clown Lips

That red nose....now that's a mighty big clit.

Bloody Wound

Disgustingly Sexy? Yup, I just threw up in my mouth.

Georgia Peach

Sweet, plump, juicy and just the right about of fuzz.

Pocket Pussy

This is the most disgusting sex toy I've ever seen.

Meat Flaps

Protects against rain, snow, and projectile objects.

Old Lady Neck

Old ladies got two necks.

Old Catchers Mitt

Old, leathered, worn,used and abused.

Vaginas are fucking fabulous, I mean come on, even your MOM has one.

If it weren't for Vaginas, none of this would have been possible.

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Hangover Cure

You drank too much.

You, fucking idiot, you should’ve drank more water the night before or not drank so much.

Now we get to pump fluid through your veins.

I can't wait to do this to one of my friends.

So what did you accomplish?

1. Sweet drunken texts.

2. Awesome Facebook drunken posts

3. Even awesome-er Facebook drunken pics.

4. Cumming into a fat chick.

5. Barfing on the dog, in the kitchen sink, and all over your sheets.

So come on in and put that expensive health insurance to good use.

Fucking Fabulous.

Hangover cure: DRINK MORE!

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